Thursday, February 26, 2015
Thyroid Cancer Survivor Advocacy
Hey y'all, I hope to write more on this soon, because I have a lot more to say but for now:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/06/thyroid-cancer-misconceptions_n_6617862.html
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
How to Buy Girl Scout Cookies
'Tis the season to buy Girl Scout Cookies, thus, we have many opportunities to build up young girls. Here's my short list on how to do it:
1. If you are asked to buy Girl Scout Cookies, say yes.
2. If you are not interested in the cookies, be honest with your sales rep (aka Girl Scout), but still be interested in her sales pitch. If you see a sales table at a grocery store or other public place but have not cash (seriously me, all the time), still, you can engage the sales reps (aka Girl Scouts) with questions about her product.
3. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) which cookie is most popular this year, and why. Listen, without interrupting.
4. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) how the pricing works for her product. Listen, without interrupting.
5. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) if she has a recommendation for which type of cookie you should purchase, and why. Listen, without interrupting.
6. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) about her inventory. Does she have it on hand, or say in the trunk of her mother's car? Or will she be placing an order? Listen, without interrupting.
7. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) what activities she has participated in while in Girl Scouts. Listen, without interrupting.
8. Do not patronize your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) by saying how cute she is, etc., (even though she will likely be completely adorable) or by speaking to her parents instead of her. Speak directly to her, customer to sales rep, about her product. (Her parents may answer your questions for her, as we parents often do for our children, but give it a whirl anyway, and keep relating to your sales rep.)
9. Think of another sales-related question to ask. Listen, without interrupting.
10. Buy as many boxes of cookies from as many sales reps (aka Girl Scouts) as you possibly can.
11. Conclude your business exchange in a way that conveys dignity and respect. Like you actually would if you were, say, buying a car or a house. Treat it like a business deal. Which it is. Because someday your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) will be selling a car, house, or a really good idea that will improve the world for us all, and you are helping her to prepare. You are telling her to speak up, be heard, let her light shine, share her awesomeness.
12. Nom, nom, nom. Eat without interrupting.
As for me an my household, we'll take five of everything. Come and sell to us!
Yours truly.
1. If you are asked to buy Girl Scout Cookies, say yes.
2. If you are not interested in the cookies, be honest with your sales rep (aka Girl Scout), but still be interested in her sales pitch. If you see a sales table at a grocery store or other public place but have not cash (seriously me, all the time), still, you can engage the sales reps (aka Girl Scouts) with questions about her product.
3. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) which cookie is most popular this year, and why. Listen, without interrupting.
4. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) how the pricing works for her product. Listen, without interrupting.
5. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) if she has a recommendation for which type of cookie you should purchase, and why. Listen, without interrupting.
6. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) about her inventory. Does she have it on hand, or say in the trunk of her mother's car? Or will she be placing an order? Listen, without interrupting.
7. Ask your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) what activities she has participated in while in Girl Scouts. Listen, without interrupting.
8. Do not patronize your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) by saying how cute she is, etc., (even though she will likely be completely adorable) or by speaking to her parents instead of her. Speak directly to her, customer to sales rep, about her product. (Her parents may answer your questions for her, as we parents often do for our children, but give it a whirl anyway, and keep relating to your sales rep.)
9. Think of another sales-related question to ask. Listen, without interrupting.
10. Buy as many boxes of cookies from as many sales reps (aka Girl Scouts) as you possibly can.
11. Conclude your business exchange in a way that conveys dignity and respect. Like you actually would if you were, say, buying a car or a house. Treat it like a business deal. Which it is. Because someday your sales rep (aka Girl Scout) will be selling a car, house, or a really good idea that will improve the world for us all, and you are helping her to prepare. You are telling her to speak up, be heard, let her light shine, share her awesomeness.
12. Nom, nom, nom. Eat without interrupting.
As for me an my household, we'll take five of everything. Come and sell to us!
Yours truly.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Girl. Wild. Gone. Great books to good movies, 2014.
Girl. Gone. Wild.
Wild. Gone. Girl.
Gone. Girl. Wild.
Mathematically, I think
there are nine possible orderings of these three words. Up until last year,
2014, the only arrangement I’d heard was the first one, which is usually
phrased in the plural and usually does not refer to a girl gone on her own
destiny. But this past year I couldn’t help but to think up different
configurations of these three words, which start to sound silly if you say them
over and over, in all different ways.
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Fresh thinking came
courtesy of two books by two incredible writers -- Wild and Gone Girl -- which were turned into two
blockbuster movies with thanks to the production company of Reese Witherspoon,
aka Elle Woods turned June Carter turned Strong Girl. If you do an internet
search on Pacific Standard, you will likely pull up an article about Reese
Witherspoon’s so-called fledgling career, in spite of her Academy Award win,
box office draw, and mighty filmography. In her 30s she realized that
Hollywood had no meaty roles for her, nor for any woman. (Female roles are
usually subordinate and typically go to the teen-esque female actors, for the
few short years they are teen-esque, whereas men get roles long into their creaky years.) So, long story short, Reese Witherspoon started her own production
company and is making her own movies. So far, Bob and I are loving them for
their adventure, innovation, acting, and storytelling prowess. In her
interviews, RW says she’s always been a reader and that’s where she’s drawing
her material – from books.
Girls gone wild books, you
might say.
Two of her movies in 2014
came from books that had a big impact on me: Wild by Cheryl Strayed, and Gone
Girl, by Gillian Flynn. If you have not yet read these two books, get thee behind my blog and read these books! Whatever is your daily surge, these books will pull you out and send you somewhere else, in a good way.
Both movies were created by award-winning directors (Jean-Marc Vallée and David Fincher) yet neither were nominated for an Oscar award, outside of the two lead actors, Reese Witherspoon and Rosamund Pike, pitting two great performances against each other when both need to be celebrated for brilliance.
Both movies were created by award-winning directors (Jean-Marc Vallée and David Fincher) yet neither were nominated for an Oscar award, outside of the two lead actors, Reese Witherspoon and Rosamund Pike, pitting two great performances against each other when both need to be celebrated for brilliance.
Across 19
non-acting categories, there are 35 women who have been nominated compared to
149 men. As
my family will attest, these Oscar snubs burn me. It’s as if women’s decisions
and women’s stories are not valued in Hollywood. Not a big deal if mainstream
movies were not so powerful in how women are perceived. Not a big deal if I
wasn’t a woman. If my daughter or mother were not women. If half the population
were not women.
Our mothers, daughters,
sisters, and wives are more than girls gone wild.
To answer my frustration
for these obvious omissions of recognition, I’ve decided to celebrate artistic
achievement in the motion picture industry here on my blog, by listing the
movies I loved in 2014, and some of the amazing talent behind them. I center on
the two aforementioned flicks, plus another book-driven movie, Labor Day, which
was also driven by a celebrated director but completely panned by critics, I
think unfairly.
Here goes.
Some of Terri’s favorite
movies of 2014, which should have received copious awards in many categories
from many awarding entities, including the most maddening of them all, the
Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (aka the Oscars):
Best production company:
Pacific Standard (Wild and Gone Girl)
Best movie adaptation of a
memoir: Wild
Best movie adaptation of a
thriller: Gone Girl
Best movie adaptation of a
romance novel: Labor Day
Best actor in a movie
adaptation of a memoir: Reese Witherspoon (Wild)
Best actor in a thriller:
Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl)
Best actor in a romance:
Kate Winslet (Labor Day)
Best adapted screenplay:
Gillian Flynn (Gone Girl)
Best wilderness cinematography:
Wild
Best mood-evoking color-toned
cinematography: Labor Day
Best satire on the 24/7
news industry: Gone Girl
Best authors for original movie-making
material and page-turning, closet-hiding, shushing-others til you’ve read the
very last page material:
Nonfiction, Memoir: Cheryl
Strayed (Wild)
Fiction, Thriller: Gillian
Flynn (Gone Girl)
Fiction, Romance/Thriller:
Joyce Maynard (Labor Day)
Best characters who
ultimately created their own destiny:
Cheryl Strayed (Wild) – no
job, no man, but her own destiny
Amy Elliott-Dunne (Gone
Girl) – pretty creepy, but her own destiny
Adele (Labor Day) – hot
guy, but her hot guy, forged family, her own destiny
Honorable mentions for fantastic
supporting acting roles:
Laura Dern (Wild)
Josh Brolin (Labor Day)
Ben Affleck (Gone Girl)
Neil Patrick Harris (Gone
Girl)
For me, it was a good year for books
turned to movies, and discovering new authors. Oscars be damned. Heads up on what to watch-for on
TV: Mary Karr’s series of memoirs (Liars Club, Cherry, and Lit) are
being turned into a television serial starring the fabulous Mary Louise Parker
(ala Weeds’ Nancy Botwin). It’s a good time for memoir-lovers. (Although,
admittedly, Gone Girl and Labor Day are not memoirs, and I still loved them.
My cup runneth over.)
Your thoughts?
Monday, January 19, 2015
Seven reasons you will love Selma
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Don’t go to the movie Selma because you think you should. Take all the “shoulds” out of this
equation. I should go because it's an epic depiction of American history. I
should go because it’s a story that hasn’t yet been told on the big screen. I
should go because the director is a black woman. I should go because I’ll look
like a schmuck if I don’t go.
No, no, no, and no.
Don’t go for any of those reasons. There will be no shoulds attached to this
film. Go for one reason and one reason alone: because it's good. I'd like to offer seven
artistic reasons why:
1.
Clever use of cinematic devises – To tell this
story, the director Ava DuVernay utilizes double layared strategies to
move the plot forward. She uses FBI logs, typed along the bottom of the screen
that serve several purposes. In this way, the dialogue could move forward
seamlessly, while the identity of the characters were made know to the
audience. One example was the character Mahalia Jackson, who Martin Luther
King called “to hear the voice of the Lord” late at night when he was afraid. While she sings
a hymn over the phone, you the viewer are seeing FBI log being typed on the bottom of the screen, almost serving as subtitles. There are so many familiar characters, you want to make sure you know exactly who they are. (Although I’ll give kudos to Bob who guessed Mahalia Jackson correctly, before the log was typed in at the bottom of the screen.) The second
purpose of the FBI log is, obviously, to point out that there was an FBI log. And that it tracked every move of Martin Luther King. Another plot devise was the reporter,
pen and notebook in hand, he almost looked like a live-tweeter of the day. Ava
DuVerney utilizes his voice, as he talks to his editor over a pay
phone, to narrate the butchery as it occurred during the first march over the
bridge. This account, told in an objective, dry, unemotional voice of a
reporter was played over the visuals of the carnage. It reminds you of how
important reporters are, because if its not reported, did it really happen?
(This ties in with other scenes that demonstrated the media savvy of MLK and
his colleagues.)
2. Use of slow motion -- The third devise I noticed was Ava DuVerney’s
use of slow motion, which I imagine a no-no in film making, because it’s so
over-used and so often badly used to force a fake intensity on something that
really isn’t dramatic. (For example show motion makes me think
of campy stuff like David Hasselhoff running in slow motion on a Bay Watch
beach, or a Will Farrell satire.) Ava DuVernay turns that formula upside down. She uses slow motion and
even silence to give the audience a way to grasp the harshest parts of the
film – the four little girls blasted to pieces, the elderly people beaten with
clubs, the mass of humanity chased down like animals, gunned down, beaten dead.
I still had to plug my ears and close my eyes on some scenes, because that’s
me, but there was nothing gratuitous about the depicted violence. Given the
topic, there could have been much more ferocity, but it’s actually kept at the
bare minimum needed to make the story work. No more and no less.
3.
Basic human connection – One of most moving
scenes for me was when MLK went to visit the 85-year-old grandfather at the
coroner’s office, next to the body of his dead grandson who was a murder casualty in the human hunt that occurred following the first march.
That grandfather, the way his eye glasses didn’t fit property, the way he
couldn’t even speak discernable English, the way his love for that dead boy slid down the screen and into the souls of the audience. That was one amazing scene
and the way MLK responds to this devastated grandfather is exactly how you the viewer want
him to, because even though you know it’s a movie and the grandfather is an
actor, you really feel this man's grief.
4.
Treatment of Christianity – The film made a
special point of depicting how the faith community showed up for the second
march, to bear witness to their beliefs. Priests, nuns, pastors, clergy of all types. This is the way the Christians I know
wish to be depicted. I can’t even think of one other example in mainstream
media, of an ernest peace and justice depiction of Christianity. We are
mostly relegated to the roles of tradition, nicety, and so called family values
on one end of the spectrum. Or extremism, political strategy, or comedic caricature on the other end. This movie,
in my opinion, showed Christianity for what we want it to be, what it’s supposed to be: giving up
one’s resources and/or life for the benefit of others. Love your God with all your heart and soul and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself. "Even Jesus got his crown in front of a crowd."~ Common (Not saying I'm personally up for that, but I long to be. I’m a bad Christian. MLK and his followers, however, were not.)
5.
The music of Common – I’d never
even heard of Common until last week when he gave that incredible speech at the
Golden Globes, where his song Glory won (in collaboration with John
Legend). He also acts in the movie and has a dynamic screen presence. Ava DuVernay
also integrates music in interesting ways, blending the original marching songs
with the modern sounds of today’s music. You get the vibe of a movement, like you want to join up. It really worked to give a timeless
affect. Relevant today as it ever was, the music seemed to
say.
6. Finding yourself in the story – It’s
human nature to look for yourself in stories. Whether you know it or not,
that’s what you do. You want to understand yourself, or cling to
a character who makes you feel better about yourself. You may think
this movie is not about you. I’m not
black, you may say. I’m not from the
south. I’m not a man. I’m not from this time. You may think
this movie is not about you, but I say it is. The way Ava DuVernay masterfully crafts this movie, with so many layers of characters and scenes, you will find
yourself in Selma. I chose to find my better self. I found two examples of who I would like to be, if I had the courage and/or opportunity. I
would be the reporter. Or I would be the white woman, whose fate was typed-out
in practically the last scene of the movie. I won’t give it away because it was
another stunner told with such understatement.
7.
Somehow, the movie makes you feel light – How Ava DeVernay
can take this subject and make you leave the theater feeling lighter than when
you arrived, I don’t know. I’ll go back to the artistry, which makes time float and leaves you wanting for more. I was surprised it was over, when it
ended. Seemed like there would be another half hour or so to go. I couldn’t
help but to contrast this flick with Unbroken, which I couldn’t sit through.
While I appreciate Angelina Jolie’s choice to elevate her amazing subject, I
simply couldn’t slog through all that human torture. I ended up waiting in the
lobby for the entire last half of Unbroken, with all due respect to everyone
involved with that project. Selma wasn't like that for me. Selma made me see the
beauty and feel the hope. Maybe it was the spectacle of all those people marching. (The extras were present-day residents of Selma.)
So, those are my
seven reasons.
I’d like to briefly address the concerns that some have with
historical accuracy as it has to do with the portrayal of President Lyndon
Johnson. Ava DuVernay addresses that squarely in an interview with Fresh Air
(terrific conversation, google it). Basically, it’s a matter of point of view.
Every story is like a kaledescope, with a zillion perspectives that constantly evolve. The job of the artist is to figure
out how best to render the greater truth. All historical movies have critics
for the perspective of truth, including Argo, which blatantly bended facts (with that silly airplane runway race), and still won the Academy Award for best
picture. (and I still loved it, by the way, and so did my family.) Another
lauded movie, Lincoln, is also cited for taking artistic license on historical
interpretation. I think that is an artificial concern for Selma and one that should be
put away. (There’s my one should.)
So, I guess my upshot is this: don't go to Selma because I'm telling you to. Go because you love a great movie.
Thanks for coming over to my blog.
Yours truly.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Destination Oskaloosa
The other
day Aidan said he wanted to go with friends to an out-of-town skate park. (Why,
oh why, does Des Moines not have a skate park?)
"Who's
driving?" I asked.
"A
friend," he said.
Me not
like.
Imagining
a carload of teenage boys driving two hours in rural Iowa, I made a counter
proposal. I realize kids drive all the time, especially in rural areas. But Bob
and I are on the same track with this: we not like. We nervous. We imagine worst.
"I'll
drive," I said.
Thus: destination Oskaloosa. One hour SE of Des Moines. Population
11,500 (roughly). It may be January but it's about 45 degrees and feels
pretty balmy. After one hour of me and four lanky man-children packed in my little car, we came upon the skatepark. Aidan and his friends
practically cheered. You've never seen a carload of happier 15-year-old boys,
stuck inside winter for too long. “Mom! Stop the car! Let us out!” I immediately braked, no
parking spot needed. The boys seemed to hurdle out of every orifice of the vehicle,
racing with joy for the cement hills and valleys. Wild horses set free.
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But Oskaloosa, Iowa has even more for the mother part of the party. Far
more. While skaters skate, their driver explores. Smokey Row Café (not sure I'm loving the statue, stay tuned 'til I learn more) and The Vault bookstore (photo, left), are two amazing independent
hotspots that have survived the evil empire that often ruins small towns (that big box
store that starts with a W, which I won’t spell out lest I add to its SEO
value). I knew I needed to find these two places after dropping off the boys
thanks to a quick online search, but I didn’t know that they are next to each
other. As an extra bonus, I found them connected by an open door in the old
brick wall between the two establishments. Old wood, vintage brick, marque
lighting, books, home made quiche, coffee brewed onsite, free wifi, charging stations,
playlist extraordinaire (so far including the Decemberists and Damien Rice),
and a picture window view to the stunning town square and county courthouse.
What have I been waiting for?
Oskaloosa, Iowa is the kind of place that makes you wonder if the locals
know a secret that you have to find out for yourself. Why is it so lovely, and
why didn’t I know about it? It may be 60 miles of travel, but it's my travel.
All because my son wanted to skate. Maybe it will be the spring of Iowa skate park
discoveries. The season to tune up my travel writing. If you can't be where you want to be, be more fully where you're at. (With apologies to Stephen Stills.)
Yours truly.
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Catching Up
I'm pleased to list links to my most recent blog posts on Living Lutheran:
Yours truly, in gratitude.
Yours truly, in gratitude.
Friday, December 26, 2014
Hypothyroid 007
Warning:
this blog post is about thyroid health. Thus, if you are bored by reading about
the thyroid or health, do yourself a favor and skip this. I would not have
read such a post six days ago. However, if you are one of the 300 million
people or so worldwide experiencing thyroid dysfunction (over half are presumed
to be unaware) and/or the 60,000 people in USA diagnosed annually with thyroid
cancer, maybe this post will help.
Last week my mental
health therapist asked me a bunch of questions, trying to discover the root of my
depression. Age (52). Occupation (sitting). Sleeping (need more). Eating
(pretty decent). Exercise (actually quite a bit). Drinking (probably too much). Thinking (pile of scissors in the brain). Etcetera. I
mention “my therapist” nonchalantly, as if we’ve been together forever.
Actually, it was my first time with her, second therapist this year, third
therapist in the past half dozen years. I have a hard time keeping appointments
(having missed a salon and dental appointment earlier this month), thus the
change in therapists. It’s not that I haven’t liked previous practitioners, it’s
that I can’t keep up my end of the deal, which is: showing up.
This time Bob
agreed to go with me. After an entire hour of three-way therapeutic chat the
one question that stuck with me was this: Have you explored your thyroid, aka
lack of it, as a source of your depression? My answer: No.
The bigger question
is, I now realize, have I thought of my absentee thyroid at all? Other than the
annual check up with Dr. Endocrinologist, no. Other than Dr. E telling me “everything’s normal,” no. Other
than the daily thyroid replacement pill, no. Other than my biennual trip
to the nuclear medicine department, no.
No. No. No. I rarely think of the void
that was my thyroid.
Hense, the 007.
It’s time to do some detective work, as per suggestion of my therapist. I’m starting
with the year 2007, when my thyroid was surgically removed due to thyroid
cancer. I like to call it the year they slit my throat because I consider it a
rare opportunity to claim badass status, with apologies to my mother.
Seriously, the year 2007 was big for me, Bob, and the kids. My thyroid cancer
was tucked in-between a bunch of other momentous turning points such as Bob’s liver failure, the
immense outpouring of love around Bob’s liver failure, Bob’s unemployment (lack
of call, as they say in the Lutheran world), Bob’s call (employment as they say
in the bill-paying world), Bob’s open heart surgery (which the kids and I
transformed into a week long family vacation), our move from St. Paul to Des
Moines where we seemed to have stumbled into the best post-seminary situation
you could ask for, and everything entailed in a move – buying a house, finding
schools, getting kids into said schools, relocating office, etc.
In the year 2007 I
was granted three medical leaves from my job, 1.) liver, 2.) thyroid, and 3.)
heart, telecommuting/traveling to the home office in Baltimore in-between
healthcare procedures and the move. I felt (and still do) that we had little right
to complain because we had excellent insurance and an ongoing salary
through my job. It was through much generosity, on many levels, that by the end
of that year we had not only survived, but thrived. Why would I focus on my missing thyroid?
The kindness of
others gives perspective. I should just stop there and be grateful. But me being me, I have a self-sabotaging
habit of comparing myself to a mother in a refugee camp. Any mother in any
refugee camp. When I gave birth, as horrible as it was, I imagined giving birth
in a refugee camp which was surely worse. When I am exhausted with home and work, I imagine a mother in a refugee camp with no food for her children. Worse. No matter what is
happening to me/us, I imagine the same thing happening to another mother in
a refugee camp. It's always worse. It’s my version of clinging to the Midwestern ethos of “things
could always be worse.” But clichĂ©s always point to truths, right?
All that to try to explain why I haven't thought much about my health.
Back in 2007, my thyroid cancer
was diagnosed by a physician assistant (I prefer PAs or licensed nurse
practitioners over MDs for primary doc) during a routine exam in early May. With her bare hands, she felt a
lump in my throat and ordered a biopsy, which tested positive. (Positive means
bad, if I have that right.) Everyone thought it was a mind-body thing, the way
my thyroid cancer seemed to present immediately following Bob’s long liver illness. Anyway, long story short, my thyroid process all went very fast. Diagnosis,
surgery, and done all within the month of May. Besides developing an unreasonable
love for my surgeon (normal, according to my friend, a licensed
psychotherapist), everything went smoothly. Compared to acute liver failure,
it seemed extremely simple, I thought. Even Bob’s open heart surgery felt
like such a relief, so procedural. After my surgery, they sent me and my lifetime prescription of
thyroid replacement off to live happily ever after.
“If you gotta have cancer, thyroid cancer
is the one to have,” I would joke.
“It’s the easy cancer,” I would say.
“It’s not like
breast cancer or brain cancer,” I would minimize.
“What do women in
refugee camps with thyroid cancer do?” I would wonder.
I was the lucky
one, and I still believe that.
Mostly, besides
the daily pill, I forgot about the thyroid cancer. Dr. E, however, reminds me
in my annual check ups that it could return. It’s serious, she says. I can’t
skip my appointments, she warns. The thousand dollar nuclear medicine scans are
essential, she tells me.
But now, five, six, seven years later, when I tell Dr. E I don’t feel well,
she’s the one who minimizes. When I bring it up, during my annual my 20-minute appointment, she tells me there’s nothing she can do. It’s my age. It’s normal. It’s not my
thyroid level. Blood labs show everything’s fine.
However, since
Monday (five days ago), when my latest therapist asked about my thyroid and
depression, I’ve been researching. And I’m thoroughly embarrassed about little
I know about my own health, especially now as it moves in such a downward
trajectory. First and foremost, I did not know that a removal of the thyroid
makes one “hypothyroid” by definition.
Hypothyriod = low
functioning.
Hyperthyroid =
manic functioning
(my paraphrase)
My research says
that getting a diagnoses for hypothyroidism is very difficult (often passed off
as crazy lady syndrome, etc.). That’s one hurdle I don’t have to jump, but if
you do, I offer my support, and encouragement to try different doctors and approaches. Post diagnosis, the next hurdle is the finding the right treatment, which apparently is not a one size fits all (she said seven years
into it).
I am hypothyroid and so what? In the
unbelievably long list of 300 symptoms of hypothyroidism, I have too many to
bore y’all with. Since 2007, they have become progressively worse. I realize
that if I want to stay married, stay employed, stay sane, stay human, stay out
of bed, I need to turn the curve toward health. But if Dr. E says everything’s
normal, what do I do? Step one: Find a new
doctor. My research suggests many ways to shop around for a thyroid
doctor. I started with this method:
1.
Call a compound pharmacy and ask for a list of
doctors who prescribe compound thyroid replacements.
2.
I’d never heard of a compound pharmacy so had to
look it up. Basically, it’s a specialty pharmacy whereby prescriptions are
uniquely created for individual needs, as opposed to mass production.
3.
I found a compound pharmacy in my neighborhood,
called it, and easily got three names and telephone numbers of local thyroid healthcare providers.
4.
I called first name (a nurse practitioner) and made
an appointment for Monday. She’s on my insurance. I’m hoping for a good fit, a
new pill, and a quick fix. (Fa la la la, la la, la, la.)
Face palm. While I have written hundreds of pages, a zillion blog posts, an MFA manuscript, and many elaborate descriptions about the
mysteries of liver function, I know nothing about the thyroid, especially my
own. The only thing I know is that more and more I feel like Hypothyroid Barbie (see pic). I am
astounded at the extent of what I don’t know, including this partial listing:
·
Exactly the purpose of a thyroid.
· - What specific type of thyroid cancer I had. (How
can anyone not know what kind of cancer they had/have?)
· - What blood panel was ordered to determine if my
synthroid is working.
· - What my doctor considers normal range in the labs
(apparently this is a moving target).
· - What I consider normal.
· - Why my doctor has not suggested any sort of
alternative or complementary treatment.
· - What would lead me to not ask these questions
when I’ve had no thyroid since 2007.
A partial answer to my ignorance is
this: I’ve got other things to do. I’d rather not focus on my stupid neck.
Women in refugee camps have it much worse.
Yet, my twisted
sense of self-martyrdom is not helping, plus I’m sharing the misery with my
family. Super not fair. However since last Monday, I’ve discovered a ton of
resources. I wish I’d have searched sooner, but there’s that saying: “The
teacher shows up when the student is ready.” The student is ready.
Here is a list of
resources that I’ve started with, and if you’re wondering about your own
thyroid health, maybe they’ll help you too:
R Hypothyroid
info (book): Living Well With Hypothyroidism by Mary J. Shomon http://www.thyroid-info.com/book.htm
There are many more resources, I just haven't gotten that far yet. Thank you for
checking out my blog. Warm wishes for the new year.
Yours truly.
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